All gays are sexist!
They are. They will not have sex with a woman, think about it.
Why will you not have sex with me? Oh right, is it because I’m a girl? And only because I’m a girl. SEXISM. How is that not sexist!
Gay men are some of the most sexist people, don’t be gay you are oppressing us!
Please be satire please be satire please be satire